10 Facts about Life

10 Facts about Life

(with a little bunny on top, so you don't feel that miserable afterwards)

1. If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

2. Stuff that's on sale usually has an annoying downside.

3 The most common addiction is the draw of comfort and it's a slow killer.

4. If everyone in a TV Show is good looking, it's not worth watching.

5. No one has it all figured out.

6. Those who complain the most, accomplish the least.

7. Anger reveals weakness of character, violence even more so.

8. Putting something off makes it harder and scarier.

9. Knowledge is belief and nothing more.

10. If you never doubt your beliefs, you're wrong a lot.

 

That's it for now. Stay tuned for more.

JD

Intermission

I don't have time for proper post today, so please enjoy this funny picture.

You can't get no sleep?

Sleep rules. It's the best next thing to being unconscious because it keeps you away from the harsh world outside your head and it's healthy at the same time. Unless you sleep 12h a day which is called lazy and will make you die.
But today we assume you have sleeping problems, so here are some remedies I have found to always work on me that don't include any drugs.


1. Listen to an audiobook. Distraction works great. I've tried with music but it only really works with music that you don't know yet, otherwise it'll just keep you awake. Audiobooks on the other hand totally do the trick. It's basically the same as your mum reading you a story for bedtime. Only less motherly and more illegally-downloaded-audiobook-of-Harry-Potter-and-the-goblet-of-firely.
2. Work out. If you have sleeping problems, chances are there is something you're upset or sad about. You have to get rid of that anxiety. Start jogging, work out, go swimming. Just some sport that let's you fall to sleep immediately. You'll see the effect instantly, you lazy bum.
3. Drink sleeptea. Ok. This works only if you are still a little energetic in the evening when you actually wanna go to bed. If you have serious insomnia, forget tea. Green tea, for example, let's you calm down a little and makes it easier to leave your eyes closed at night. It also tastes good, if you do it right and don't buy soime cheap wal-mart sugary shitshake.

PS: Waking up at night isn't necessarily a sleeping "Problem". It's way more natural than you might think and if you frequently wake up in the middle of the night use the time. Read a book, eat, be active. It's better than lie around passively and trying to figure out when you can sleep again.

Cheers,
JD

Daily Routine

Here are three things that you do every day since you were born, and still: chances are you are screwing them up anyway.

1. Taking a shit. A western style toilet (i.e. every toilet in america and europe (except parts of france)) helps to produce hemorrhoids like a mad man. They also let you shit in a wrong, often inconvenient ankle. More natural is the way squatting toilets (i.e. every toilet in the rest of the world, including india and china) work. You'll shit quicker and more efficiently.
2. Hygiene. Every-Day-Showering and the strong use of chemically produced soap destroy the outer layer of your skin (horny layer). Effects are irritated skin and acne. Standard soap doesn't kill the bacteria on your body it just moves them from your dick to your face. Antibacterial soap kills them but it also kills you. So shower less frequently and just wash your genitals and arm pits daily
3. Toothbrushing. Remember toothbrushing as a kid? It sucked. And rightly so: toothbrushing after every meal destroys you're teeth rather than cleaning them. Directly after meals your teeth are covered in acid, rubbing that acid around is not a very clever thing to do. Twice a day (morning & evening) is fine, more important than brushing is flossing.

See ya
JD

Droppin' some more knowledge

Here we go:

1. Horseradish sucks. Don't ever eat it. It blows.
2. Try eating peanutbutter, chocolate spread and curd on one bread. You will thank the lord.
3. Seriously, fuck horseradish.

Intro

Hey everyone, this blog is about whatever I think I can teach people or give to them. This might a lot or maybe nothing at all. Depends on you.

So first post:

1. Don't drink and drive.
2. It's better to peel a banana from the blunt end.
3. It's bullshit that you shouldn't eat before you swim, eat up. You're fine.

See you later.
JD